Pre-Recession GM Wakes Up Hungover After Crazy Night Of Making HHR SS Panel Van

DETROIT—After a rough night of partying, Pre-Recession GM woke up with a splitting headache and an extremely dry mouth. After taking 2 Aspirin and drinking a quart of water, he checked his cellphone. He had dozens of text and picture messages in his inbox. He opened the first text, from Saab. “I fucking can’t believe you. How could you make something that weird and not … Continue reading Pre-Recession GM Wakes Up Hungover After Crazy Night Of Making HHR SS Panel Van