Pre-Recession GM Wakes Up Hungover After Crazy Night Of Making HHR SS Panel Van

DETROIT—After a rough night of partying, Pre-Recession GM woke up with a splitting headache and an extremely dry mouth. After taking 2 Aspirin and drinking a quart of water, he checked his cellphone. He had dozens of text and picture messages in his inbox. He opened the first text, from Saab. “I fucking can’t believe you. How could you make something that weird and not … Continue reading Pre-Recession GM Wakes Up Hungover After Crazy Night Of Making HHR SS Panel Van

Lexus Executive Says Selling LFAs Is Harder Than Overzealous Tesla Enthusiasts Seeing Their Own Reflection

We recently sat down with the Head of Lexus Dealership Operations for North America to get his take on the 3 unsold LFAs still in the United States. Why does he think the supercars are such a tough sell? “Well, I don’t know. It handles great, has a good transmission, it’s a Lexus so it’s super reliable, and it has the best sounding engine ever … Continue reading Lexus Executive Says Selling LFAs Is Harder Than Overzealous Tesla Enthusiasts Seeing Their Own Reflection

People Still Complaining About New Supra In Alternate Universe Where Toyota Just Re-released The Mk IV

After inventing a machine that would take us to a parallel universe, B/T decided to use it to find a universe where Toyota just re-released the Mark IV Supra instead of making a new one. We decided to go on a few Toyota forums to get people’s opinions. One user started, “I’m just confused. Why would they re-release the old one and just call it new? … Continue reading People Still Complaining About New Supra In Alternate Universe Where Toyota Just Re-released The Mk IV

GM Insider Says Executives Treat Cadillac Like, “Your frustrated dad treats a malfunctioning printer”

DETROIT—B/T was at Cadillac headquarters Friday to get information about the new CT6 V. However, the meeting in the small glass conference room veered slightly off topic. “We are upset that the CT6 V is only gonna be limited production,” our host, James said. “But really, we consider ourselves lucky that we were able to do it at-” “You piece of shit!” A voice exclaimed … Continue reading GM Insider Says Executives Treat Cadillac Like, “Your frustrated dad treats a malfunctioning printer”