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Dodge RAM Customers Outraged That Giveaway Was For a Stick of Computer Memory
DETROIT – A local Chrysler Dodge Jeep RAM Fiat Alfa Romeo dealership has caused a stir as a result of its latest giveaway, with a prize amounting to a single stick of DDR4 desktop RAM instead of a new pickup truck. According to an irate customer, the contest announced that one lucky winner would get…
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People Still Complaining About New Supra In Alternate Universe Where Toyota Just Re-released The Mk IV
After inventing a machine that would take us to a parallel universe, B/T decided to use it to find a universe where Toyota just re-released the Mark IV Supra instead of making a new one. We decided to go on a few Toyota forums to get people’s opinions. One user started, “I’m just confused. Why would…
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GM Insider Says Executives Treat Cadillac Like, “Your frustrated dad treats a malfunctioning printer”
DETROIT—B/T was at Cadillac headquarters Friday to get information about the new CT6 V. However, the meeting in the small glass conference room veered slightly off topic. “We are upset that the CT6 V is only gonna be limited production,” our host, James said. “But really, we consider ourselves lucky that we were able to…
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Leaked Dodge Memo Shows Plans for 2035 Dodge Challenger ‘Final Final Bro I Promise This is the Last One’ Scat Pack Hemi 392 Edition
Long live CO2 emissions, eh? In a recent exchange between Dodge CEO Tim Kuniskis and head of design Ralph Gilles, B/T has learned that Dodge will continue producing the Challenger in various special editions until 2035. The lineup will end with the iconic Final Final Bro I Promise This is the Last One Edition, only…
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Lexus Announces It Stopped Sales of the RC350 Three Years Ago But No One Noticed
In a surprising move, Lexus officials have announced that the RC350 coupe was actually removed from order books back in 2019, and they didn’t say anything to see how long it took for people to realize it had disappeared. “The RC represented the pinnacle of Lexus standards,” Andrew Gilleland stated in a shareholder brief. “We…
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bald.tires is Back! Sort Of
If you can see this page, congratulations! Your internet connection is working, you’ve hopefully got the right prescription of glasses, and the upcoming apocalypse hasn’t interrupted your morning coffee yet. Though it has interrupted bald.tires. You see, this website was originally launched by Peter Holderith (_baldtires on Twitter) back in 2019 as a means to…
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