What is this blog?

This is an automotive satire site. Nothing here is to be taken seriously.

Are the opinions expressed on the site that of the author?

Sometimes they are, and sometimes they aren’t. Sometimes opinions I don’t have are funnier than the ones I do.

Why do you not like Jalopnik?

I don’t like Jalopnik because it’s an automotive tabloid. I have no beef with their entire network, as I really like Clickhole and The Onion. However, I don’t like Jalopnik. They write poor quality content that I really don’t like reading. Do I have a problem with the people who write Jalopnik? No. I have a problem with what they write.

Is this blog just shit-posting?

Kinda. I don’t have a degree in English, or anything yet. I definitely know a lot more about cars than I do about writing. Some people classify the content on this website as low quality, and low effort. I would disagree. Maybe low quality, but definitely not low effort.

I just hope I can make a few people laugh.