CDC: Those Confused About Quarantine Should Act Like Retired Neighbor’s Corvette
WASHINGTON, D.C.–In a statement intended to reduce confusion concerning the definition of quarantine, the CDC told gathered press at the White House a valuable analogy in the fight against COVID-19. “You know your retired neighbor, right? The one with the Corvette?” said a CDC representative. The gathered press looked around at each other, wondering how the rep knew their the identity of one of their … Continue reading CDC: Those Confused About Quarantine Should Act Like Retired Neighbor’s Corvette