Trump Secures Five Billion Dollars to Ensure Pontiac’s Survival In Tumultuous Economy
WASHINGTON D.C.–Seeming to let the ongoing COVID-19 crisis get to his head, President Trump appeared to have a bit of a senior moment early Saturday morning after calling a press conference to ensure Pontiac will indeed weather this financial storm. A spokesperson from Pontiac, which hasn’t existed since 2010, didn’t say anything, because he/she does not exist. “We will make sure–believe me, we will make … Continue reading Trump Secures Five Billion Dollars to Ensure Pontiac’s Survival In Tumultuous Economy