Exquisite Collector’s 2003 Corvette One Of Just 97,641,935 Produced In Red

FORT WORTH, TX — Having acquired an immensely rare combination of color and model year, local car collector Don Bryanton was reported to own one of just ninety-seven million, six hundred forty-one thousand, nine hundred thirty-five examples of the 2003 Chevrolet Corvette finished in “Red” from the factory. “She’s a real one-of-a-kind,” he told us in an interview, affectionately patting the car’s roof a few … Continue reading Exquisite Collector’s 2003 Corvette One Of Just 97,641,935 Produced In Red

McLaren GT Capable Of Reaching 60 MPH, Obsolescence Faster Than Rivals

WOKING, UK — Ushering in a brief new era of performance, McLaren confirmed that its new GT supercar will reach 60 mph and complete obsolescence quicker than any of its rivals. We sat down with a spokesperson for details.  “It’s quicker to 60 miles an hour than the F1, and the tech features will be rendered totally defunct in as little as one year.” The … Continue reading McLaren GT Capable Of Reaching 60 MPH, Obsolescence Faster Than Rivals

Car Enthusiasts Pissed That Reviews Of 2020 Toyota Supra Generally Favorable

UNITED STATES — Following the removal of the press embargo last Sunday, car enthusiasts nationwide were reported to be pretty pissed off that the reviews of the fifth-generation Toyota Supra have generally been favorable. Several automotive journalists have extended praise to the Supra’s only available transmission, which is an eight-speed automatic and uses a traditional torque converter. The gearbox has been dubbed responsive, quick, and … Continue reading Car Enthusiasts Pissed That Reviews Of 2020 Toyota Supra Generally Favorable

Subaru Forester Owner Not Huge Fan Of Beer You Ordered

PORTLAND, OR — Expressing disdain for the beverage’s malty undertones, local Subaru Forester owner Garrett Smith proclaimed that he, in fact, is not a fan of the particular beer you chose to order, according to sources. “I had to tell him. That beer is just terrible,” Smith said after ensuring the topmost button of his red buffalo-checked flannel shirt was securely fastened. “The head is … Continue reading Subaru Forester Owner Not Huge Fan Of Beer You Ordered