Jaguar Plans to Re-Release XF Sportbrake Since Nobody Noticed The First Time

“I got it!” exclaimed Jr. Product Manager Jackie Smith while on Jaguar’s quarter product planning meeting Zoom Call. “Can you please mute your dog barking? Ok, thank you. I understand we’re looking to expand our product portfolio, but rather than another hybrid cross-over, what if we just re-release the XF Sportbrake? You know since nobody noticed the uhh first time.” Silence fell over the Zoom … Continue reading Jaguar Plans to Re-Release XF Sportbrake Since Nobody Noticed The First Time

Local College Student Attends First ‘Cars and Coffee’ Without a Hangover

Local college student Anthony Green rolled over in his bed Sunday morning to discover it was 6:45am. He’d spent the previous night sober, which was a first. As he scrolled through his phone, Anthony remembered there was a Cars and Coffee today, and for the first time it didn’t feel like there was somebody standing on his head. After walking outside to the oil-stained spot … Continue reading Local College Student Attends First ‘Cars and Coffee’ Without a Hangover

Influencer’s Abused McLaren Dreaming Of Storage In Packed Garage Collecting Dust

A YouTuber’s McLaren 720S revealed to us at a local influencer meetup that life isn’t going exactly the way it had planned. This realization came after the removal of its 7th iridescent wrap, which caused the car to question why it had to be sold to this guy, and couldn’t just be collecting dust in a garage somewhere.  Continue reading Influencer’s Abused McLaren Dreaming Of Storage In Packed Garage Collecting Dust