Honda announced this week that it will start offering free listless apathy with the purchase of any new CR-V. We asked Honda to elaborate on a half-finished press release, but the press representative we spoke with seemed totally uninterested as they described the new “sea of beige” package being offered. “We know who buys these things… We thought we’d just cut to the chase and … Continue reading Honda Dealerships Offering Free Listless Apathy With Purchase Of New CR-V

Mitsubishi went to some dark places when looking for inspiration for the next generation Mirage, says Mitsubishi chief designer Alessandro Dambrosio. B/T had the chance to catch up with Alessandro recently over black coffee and dry toast. His appearance was disheveled with an air of desperate helplessness. When we asked how the new Mirage was coming along, he went on to explain the apathy and … Continue reading Mitsubishi Says Next Gen Mirage Inspired By That Pile of Disgusting Black Snow On The Shoulder Of The Interstate Still Lingering Thirteen Days After A Blizzard

Toyota announced on Tuesday that it will begin accepting first-born children as a down payment for the all-new Z4-based Supra.  “The program will accept only male children of adequate size and weight,” said Ed Laukes, Toyota’s North American VP of Marketing.  “While we are considering accepting female children, the BMI specs would be more stringent.”  “Perhaps we could offer a 2-for-1 deal.”  As expected, the … Continue reading Toyota To Accept First Born As Down Payment For New Supra