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Dodge RAM Customers Outraged That Giveaway Was For a Stick of Computer Memory

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DETROIT – A local Chrysler Dodge Jeep RAM Fiat Alfa Romeo dealership has caused a stir as a result of its latest giveaway, with a prize amounting to a single stick of DDR4 desktop RAM instead of a new pickup truck.

According to an irate customer, the contest announced that one lucky winner would get a brand new RAM, but their reading comprehension skills prevented them from understanding any other words written in the ad.

With a retail price of $74.99, the value of the 32GB stick of RAM is in line with trade in values appraised by the dealership. Coincidentally, 74.99 is also the approved interest rate of the average Dodge customer, so we’re told.

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