Trying to quiet his cellphone during our video interview, former Cannonball record holder and founder of VinWiki Ed Bolian told us that the cross-country record is currently being beaten once every tenth of a nanosecond, with no sign of slowing down. We attempted to ask him a few questions concerning the record in between breaks of him trying to tame his smartphone’s notifications.
“One minute, sorry guys I’m getting hundreds of DMs on Twitter every minute with people breaking the record.”
Bolian attempted to dismiss the notifications, but dropped his phone onto the floor as it grew scalding hot processing all of the requests.
“Shit!” Bolian exclaimed, shattering his device on the ground.
“You know, I’m not sure why people think they need to tell me about this. There’s plenty of other websites who are tired of publishing these records.”
Our interview was unfortunately cut short as Bolian informed us he had to go out and buy a new smartphone. We will update you after this purchase is made.