“STAY THE FUCK BACK OR I’LL DO IT!” Yells GM, Clutching Threat of SUV to Corvette’s Head

“Come on, GM! Remember the CTS-V? That was a good car! Wasn’t an SUV either!”

GM seemed uneffected by the voice from the megaphone, and continued to restrain the Corvette.

“I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE BRAND IMAGE I WANT THE MONEY!”

“You don’t need the money!” the automotive community responded. “The new C8 is gonna sell great!”

GM pulled back the hammer on the threat.

“YOU DON’T KNOW THAT, MAN!”

“Woah, woah! Calm down!”

“MATT FARAH SAID THERE WAS A LITTLE UNDERSTEER!”

“The consensus in the press is favorable! Put down the threat!”

“MARKET RESEARCH SAID IT COULD WORK!”

“Nobody wants to see the Corvette die! You don’t want to see it die! Right? Corvette is your friend!”

GM paused, relaxing a little bit.

“SALES ARE PRETTY CONSISTENT.”

“That’s right! Corvette is your friend! You’ve been friends for a long time!”

GM slowly began to lower the threat, thinking, but then quickly brought it back up.

“IT COULD REALLY HELP THE BOTTOM LINE!”

The community rolled its eyes and brought the megaphone back up to its mouth. “Put that fucking thing down!”

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