Leaked Data From Buick Headquarters Shows The Words, “skateboarding” and “rap music” Searched Over and Over Again On Bing

DETROIT—In a huge data breach, several gigabytes of emails, search queries, and browser history has been leaked from Buick headquarters.

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A screenshot of leaked search history

We then began a little digging to try to find the reasoning behind their new marketing campaign, which plans to completely re-brand the Detroit automaker. We found the following email exchange:

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In response to this massive breach, Buick has released the following statement via Twitter:

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We attempted to reach Buick headquarters via phone for an additional statement, but nobody picked up. However, we later did receive a thirty minute voicemail.

3 thoughts on “Leaked Data From Buick Headquarters Shows The Words, “skateboarding” and “rap music” Searched Over and Over Again On Bing

  1. other search terms included:
    “nearest blockbuster”
    “movies on the world wide web”
    “where to insert vhs tape on computer”

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