DETROIT—In a huge data breach, several gigabytes of emails, search queries, and browser history has been leaked from Buick headquarters.

We then began a little digging to try to find the reasoning behind their new marketing campaign, which plans to completely re-brand the Detroit automaker. We found the following email exchange:
In response to this massive breach, Buick has released the following statement via Twitter:
We attempted to reach Buick headquarters via phone for an additional statement, but nobody picked up. However, we later did receive a thirty minute voicemail.
GOOGLE GIVE ME GOOD EGGPLANT PARM RECIPE
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GOOGLE EGPLANT PARM INGREDIENTS
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other search terms included:
“nearest blockbuster”
“movies on the world wide web”
“where to insert vhs tape on computer”
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